I admit I was groaning while putting together this new batch of jokes for tweens. I find “kid jokes” completely cringey and yet… somehow irresistible. And it seems we just can’t get enough of the punchlines that make parents roll their eyes and tweens feel like comic geniuses. The original stack of jokes is among the top 10 most popular posts on Mumlyfe. Go figure!!
Read it here: 50 hilarious jokes for tweens
So let me give the punters what they came for. Here’s a round up of 50 more jokes for tweens. That’s right, 50 additional groan-worthy, giggle-inducing, eye-rolling jokes that your tweens will love to repeat over and over and over. You’re welcome (and I’m very sorry).
Funny (alledgedly) food jokes
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because it felt crumby.
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: Dinner’s on me.
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
Q: What do you give a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Q: What fruit teases people a lot?
A: Ba-na, na, na, na…na!
Q: What do you call a bear caught in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear.
Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
A: He was stuffed.
Q: What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert?
A: I scream.
Animal antics
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer.
Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A: A can’t opener.
Q: Why are frogs always so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
Q: What kind of dog loves taking a bath?
A: A shampoo-odle.
Q: What do you get when you cross a duck and a firework?
A: A firequacker.
Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey.
Q: What do you call a snowman on roller skates?
A: A snowmobile.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore.
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear.
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School and smarts
Q: Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: Why did the student eat his test paper?
A: The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q: Why did the music teacher go to jail?
A: Because she got caught with too many sharp objects.
Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: He took a short cut.
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It swept in.
Q: What’s a snake’s favourite subject at school?
A: Hiss-tory.
Q: Why did the pony get sent to his room?
A: He wouldn’t stop horsing around.
Q: What’s brown, sticky, and funny?
A: A stick.
Q: What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
A: Time to get a new clock.
Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: It was two-tired.
Just plain silly jokes
Q: What kind of music do mummies love?
A: Wrap music.
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.
Q: How does the moon cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They don’t have the guts.
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti?
A: An impasta.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost.
Q: Why did the computer catch a cold?
A: It left its Windows open.
Jokes with a twist
Q: How do you organise a space party?
A: You planet.
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use honeycombs.
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Q: What’s black, white, and red all over?
A: A sunburnt zebra.
Q: Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Q: What did one volcano say to the other?
A: I lava you.
Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left its Windows open.
Q: What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?
A: You’d think it’s R, but it’s the C!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: It was tired of being kicked around.
Click here to print the 50 more hilarious jokes for tweens and young kids.
Okay, what was your favourite? Or, should I say, least annoying?
Can I also suggest that the printable version of these jokes makes an excellent party game? Simple print, cut out the jokes and put them into a hat. Kids get points when they get the answer right (or close enough is good enough. I reckon). Winner gets a prize.
Enjoy supplying your kids more jokes for tweens and all the best to you and yours.
Feature image Polina Tankilevitch; Graphic made using Canva
